You know you’re pregnant when…
… you’re at work and need a spoon and there aren’t any in the break room. You wander around your office for 5 minutes looking for the box of supplies that just got delivered, find the box of spoons, take them to the break room, place the spoons neatly in the drawer and then go back to your desk and begin working again… WITHOUT GETTING A SPOON!
… you decide to get a refill of your pop before leaving the restaurant even though you never do this normally. In the car, you pick up the pop from the cup holder and somehow manage to pop the lid off the cup and spill the pop ALL OVER yourself and the car.
… you talk your husband into taking you to Sonic for a lemon-berry slush because hey, it’s 2:30 and they’re half price! You leave Sonic a VERY happy girl and head to Home Depot where you wander around like a fat kid smiling at everyone because you’re so happy with your slush. All the while, you’re walking around with 2 very conspicuous and well placed red circles on your shirt because you’re a HOT PREGNANT MESS! This is followed by your husband making you go to the car to put on a jacket.
… you take your husband’s coffee cup after breakfast and put it in the dishwasher HALF FULL! He wasn’t done, and you are apparently very pessimistic because in your eyes the CUP IS EMPTY!
… a friend mentions that she thinks she burned the cupcakes and you respond with, “no, they FEEL good!” What?